worldfamousprofessor:

spelling bee moderator: contestant 142, your word is “fergalicious”

contestant: *looks around nervously* um… could i please have a definition?

moderator: *flips through dictionary* “fergalicious. definition: make them boys go loco.”

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zackisontumblr:

that moment when you hear someone getting home and have to brace yourself for the disappearance of your good mood

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